The Chat Thread

[Slerk]

You hate jews because theyre jewish and not because theyre nazis?

 

[i…amstevehead]

wat if u walked in on ur mom giving a sloppy blowjob to a man in a business suit with a dog head. like he has a human body but the head is a golden retriever. and he’s standing there with his hands on his hips, tongue out. and ur mom is going to town, hands crossed behind her back, back arched…

 

[braus]

What?

 

[MagicHour]

In high school, I would memorize girls' class schedules and follow them in the hallway during passing period

 

[i…amstevehead]

What?

i said wat if u walked in on ur mom giving a sloppy blowjob to a man in a business suit with a dog head. like he has a human body but the head is a golden retriever. and he’s standing there with his hands on his hips, tongue out. and ur mom is going to town, hands crossed behind her back, back arched…

 

[i…amstevehead]

mfw the function has balloon animals and machine probes

 

[i…amstevehead]

heres my stats after 3 months of putting in work at planet fitness:

 

[$lave]

🌱

 

[MagicHour]

why do I keep getting emails from Linkedin when did I open an account I've never even had a job

 

[PoopEater3million]

wat if u walked in on ur mom giving a sloppy blowjob to a man in a business suit with a dog head. like he has a human body but the head is a golden retriever. and he’s standing there with his hands on his hips, tongue out. and ur mom is going to town, hands crossed behind her back, back arched…

What the fuck is wrong with you