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muttonhead

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im in my poll era :slutbird:

i listed all of these off the dome, and didn't list any i havent tried. im something of a connoisseur.

red bull is definitely the champagne of energy dranks. top rated taste, maximal wiredness, and sold at a premium (i would pay double)

reign has superior taste, reinbow sherbert and white gummy worm are standouts. also packin 300mg of caffeine

white monsters are overated af and i consider them the miller lite of energy. they also have a paltry 160mg caff (not even enuff for a half chubber)

g fuel has great video james asthetics, sonic ring peach is goated.

i can do a detailed review of every drink on the list but no one cares. hmm
 

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bang birthday cake flavour is ultra rare and one of the few SS-tier berverages. bang overall is pretty mid tho

i would also put rockstar marshmallow flavor up there (300mg caffeine) and fuckin uh……. rockstar whipped strawberry.
mmm YAMMY :hammer:
 

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i prefer drinking milk
 

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bang birthday cake flavour is ultra rare and one of the few SS-tier berverages. bang overall is pretty mid tho

i would also put rockstar marshmallow flavor up there (300mg caffeine) and fuckin uh……. rockstar whipped strawberry.
mmm YAMMY :hammer:
Are the whipped Rockstars still sold? I never see them anymore.
Voted Monster because they're on average my favorite, but I miss the Rockstar Whipped, and the jalapeno Reigns, and the Rockstar Xdurance blue razz and marshmallow flavors.
 

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ya there’s a corner store near me that still sells the whipped strawberries.

i’ve never heard of reign jalopeno thats insannneeeee :gun::eek: definitely gotta try that
 

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monsters are so boring and gay. i literally only buy white monsters for the aesthetic.

the best flavour is probly just the regular monster. people say it tastes like battery acid as if thats a bad thing.
 

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ya there’s a corner store near me that still sells the whipped strawberries.

i’ve never heard of reign jalopeno thats insannneeeee :gun::eek: definitely gotta try that
The Jalapeno reigns aren't amazing, but they're interesting imo. But idk if they make them anymore. I never see them in the stores I go to.
I get how monsters are "boring", they are like the previous generation of flavor, where as bang/ghost/c4 are next level
 

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bang is already old news/last gen. gimmie that new new :bounce::bounce:
 

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i have brand loyalty to red bull. currently have a 24-pack sitting in the fridge. :smug:
g fuel is reddit. monster is satan water.

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this is actually a very good article, some of the best english-language writing about onkyokei.

they also sponsor amsa the red yoshi, my favorite video gamer.
 
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