How often do you shit? Shit thread.

[SowiesoGroyp]

3 times a day. the wife told me she thinks its "funny" if i fart around her... what a fricking weird freak. i REFUSE to fart around her now and i just try to shit an extra time per day.

after almost despairjacking on my 99 silverado steering wheel in the kroger parking lot 3 weeks ago. im finally WINNING. day 109. i bought a ring and almost proposed to the big fat girl that ive never even talked to. i bet she would have said yes because shes fat and im handsome.

did this fag get divorced?

 

[braus]

once in the morn

 

[muttonhead]

upwards of 300 times per day.

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

upwards of 300 times per day.

caffeine, not even once.

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

i havent shat in 3 days and im starting to get worried.

 

[MagicHour]

Sometimes I'll take a shit that feels great and think about it for hours

 

[Dhell]

Every day

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

Every day

is this your introduction post?

 

[Dhell]

is this your introduction post?

Yes

 

[MagicHour]

My ass hurts so bad after this shit I just took help