my earliest memory is lying on my back in my crib and it's night time and my dad is staring down at me and his boner is sticking through the bars of my crib and he's jerking it off.
passed out on the floor and had a dream that kyotozoomer (who was a blonde-hair blue-eyed aryan in my dream) was teaching me how to drive an SUV during the collapse. i kept crashing it
i woke up with sore shoulders
the problem was hitler tried to larp as general and ignored the advice of his actual generals. derp let's leeroy jenkins into russia in the dead of winter. hey fagot just stick to speech giving and flag designing and leave war to the professionals ok bud.