The Chat Thread

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1762147248547217885

this is based.

punish the normies who eat at regular hours. reward the NEETs who eat 1AM and like the restaurant to be nice and empty.

 

[Hillbilly]

 

[Posty]

some pics from my trip last week
Lake Como, Italy

Bro I'm so jelly. Lake Como is a gem. It's been on my list for years.

 

[$lave]

Someone sent me this and I don’t remember the context

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1763001493077041542

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

notice: we will be bringing back MoTM (Member of the Month) for March.

 

[mochi]

why do people almost always eat muffins cold when it’s unanimously agreed that they’re better hot even if it’s just from a microwave

 

[muttonhead]

if i ever see a nigga microwave his muffin ima beat his dick off into his moms mouf (its not gay if i wear a latex glove and there's no skin on skin contact) FURTHERMORE i chugged 2 day old coffee and exploded shit into my diaper but we got at least 8 hours of leak protection so im chillin.

listen bub: life ain't all sunshine and roses. there's niggers out there.

*laugh track*

shuddup fagot. i wanna fuck olivia rodrigos butthole. hmm. that gave me a boner. ok now we're talkin imagine flipping up her skirt and picking her up like a bowling ball (2 fingers in the pussy, thumb in the butthole) and carrying her off stage (rn i have one drop of precum on the tip of my boner)

sigh.

anyways here's wonderwall

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

why do people almost always eat muffins cold when it’s unanimously agreed that they’re better hot even if it’s just from a microwave

because you touch yourself at night

 

[Clovis]

why do people almost always eat muffins cold when it’s unanimously agreed that they’re better hot even if it’s just from a microwave

I don't need to put my giant Costco chocolate muffin in the microwave; if anything, all that does is melt the chocolate chips and make it messier.