Christmas is uncancelled

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

and the Woke Jokes are big mad

(you may only post ITT if your day is filled with joyous merriment)

 

[Slerk]

tis the season to be jolly
FALLALALALALLALALLALA

 

[Slerk]

yerp we're whipping out the trench coat today

 

[$lave]

which is better:
this

or this

https://x.com/i/web/status/1871062683996541049

 

[Slerk]

i havent watched santa baby but from the looks of it its goontastic

 

[$lave]

you’ll be surprised it’s quite the opposite actually

 

[muttonhead]

i woke up at 1:45am and took a cold shower and will be running laps in the rain while u weak cowards are eating cookies by the fire tonight

i asked santa to skip my house because i dont believe in hand outs everything must earned and paid for with blood and sweat. the grind never stops

 

[Slerk]

i skimmed through it i really expected it to be a porno but it just has pizza gate vibes

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

JBTIAST (Jingle Bell Time Is A Swell Time)

 

[$lave]

tracking santa

Official NORAD Tracks Santa

www.noradsanta.org