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imagine a dickhole papercut.
now visualize a large swarm of bees and they're speaking in gibberish. one of them is named Miguel. but the bees are actually static and ur face is pressed against the TV screen. you try ignoring the sound of ur mom being raped on the couch behind you (she's enjoying it)
100 men compete for 1 vagina so that 1 billion sperm will compete for 1 egg and that sperm becomes a man competing for 1 vagina and so on. wow fascinating. divine plan or whatever hmm... we're all just contestants on the cosmic MrBeast show huh.
*scratches chin and pretends to be deep in thought*
well anyways mom is getting raped by the nigger mailman again (dad is watching from the tree branch outside with his bonerculars) wow so funny anyways i can't wait for trump to win the election then shill for israel and poop his diaper then die of old age in that order. we are so back.
now visualize a large swarm of bees and they're speaking in gibberish. one of them is named Miguel. but the bees are actually static and ur face is pressed against the TV screen. you try ignoring the sound of ur mom being raped on the couch behind you (she's enjoying it)
100 men compete for 1 vagina so that 1 billion sperm will compete for 1 egg and that sperm becomes a man competing for 1 vagina and so on. wow fascinating. divine plan or whatever hmm... we're all just contestants on the cosmic MrBeast show huh.
*scratches chin and pretends to be deep in thought*
well anyways mom is getting raped by the nigger mailman again (dad is watching from the tree branch outside with his bonerculars) wow so funny anyways i can't wait for trump to win the election then shill for israel and poop his diaper then die of old age in that order. we are so back.
