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Moonlight-Moonlight

Moonlight-Moonlight

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Over five years ago I got mixed up with the wrong people. When I kicked them out of my life, they did what a lot of rejected people do, they spread false and stupid rumors, which 5+ later, turned out to be fake. Go figure right? Told ya so... but... yeah... now I just make videos with robots, music and... I'm thinking about writing another book maybe.

I used to have millions of fans, but I'm kind of a nobody now... but... yeahhh... if you want to talk to me, please don't :P I don't trust any human beings anymore. People will say/do anything just to use you, it's heartbreaking. Just let me entertain you from a far because humans literally scare me.

I'm a loner by trade, alone in my room, laughing at my own jokes... feeling sad the rest.
 
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Braphog​


A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.

My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!
 
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