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<blockquote data-quote="SowiesoGroyp" data-source="post: 11938" data-attributes="member: 6">[MEDIA=twitter]1785351922716663913[/MEDIA]Take, for instance, the time you went to the bathroom to take a showerYou had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brushEverything was setBut you had to call me to come turn on the water for youYou didn't know where or howThat is one instance of how fucked up you areA second instance of how fucked up you areYou was going to cook you some breakfastWell, you went in there and you put some toast in the toasterPut a skillet on the stove, some grease in itYou got you some eggs out, some baconPoured you some orange juice and made you some coffeeGot some jelly and some butterFried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grillEverything was fine, except for one thingYou had to call me in there to show you how to use a fork</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SowiesoGroyp, post: 11938, member: 6"] [MEDIA=twitter]1785351922716663913[/MEDIA] Take, for instance, the time you went to the bathroom to take a shower You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush Everything was set But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you You didn't know where or how That is one instance of how fucked up you are A second instance of how fucked up you are You was going to cook you some breakfast Well, you went in there and you put some toast in the toaster Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it You got you some eggs out, some bacon Poured you some orange juice and made you some coffee Got some jelly and some butter Fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill Everything was fine, except for one thing You had to call me in there to show you how to use a fork [/QUOTE]

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