CORPORATE SODOMY
by Mac Redacted
March and April were CHINESE VIRUS pandemic season. May shown it to be quite the Anti-Cop riot season. And now it is the month of June, which means we all instantly forget about cops beating up niggers. Because it’s Fag Season baby!
I think most of the humor of fag season comes in the form of giant corporations and tech giants such as Google, Apple, YouTube, Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Starbucks, Microsoft, Nike, American Airlines, GAP, MasterCard, Cartoon Network, Dove, Maytag, Spotify, Tumblr, Uber, Twitter, Skittles, Lyft, Pfizer, LinkedIn, Comcast, and countless other corporate entities, partaking in this cash grab of blatant pandering.
I say blatant pandering because right at the end of June on midnight, as we shift to July, you see so many of their respective profile pictures on respective platforms switch back to their original logo art in real time!
The homosexual chooses to admit one of two things. Either everyone is in his corner and supports him for one month of the year. Or that his sexuality and lifestyle is being hijacked for the sake of farce social points and millions of dollars in profit, that he will not see any of. Almost always the homosexual will never regard the second option.
The faggot is simply put, a giant sellout.
He is fine with these corporations making novelty of his lifestyle for one month, and in return, uses that pandering as an excuse to dance in the street half naked, making an absolute degenerate of himself in the name of “love.” Now put this to a national scale and you have Pride Month!
Now I don’t know about you, but when corporations and companies take to pretending they’re my friend in hoping that I give them my money, I am instantly disgusted and want nothing of it. But gays are something different. They’re seemingly ok with being noticed in such an exploitive way. It’s almost like gays have always had a thing for being exploited, sexually or more commonly, commercially exploited.
I find it humorous that so many companies who have no real matters in anything “gay” even choose to partake in the festivities of Pride month. What the fuck does IBM or Bank of America have anything to do with being a homosexual? But then again, it’s 2020, we all suck cock with our asses.
These people will do anything in their power to be seen or heard because their lives are so equally miserable. So naturally it makes sense that the companies would also choose to be obnoxiously pro-fag because they not only have to deal with them directly, but temporarily nonetheless. All in the name of the mighty dollar.
Being gay is BIG BUSINESS.
I find it also weird that platforms like Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network feel the need to advertise themselves as such because they are geared towards children. It makes you wonder what the Jewish media moguls in charge of Turner Broadcasting and Viacom are up to when they subliminally tell your kids “it’s ok to sodomize your best friend and cut your dick off afterwards.”
This is all just grooming on a national scale. This is a collective attitude being devised behind the scenes of all our favorite companies and popular brand names are serving as the mask to hide this shallow attempt for normalization. It seems almost properly enforced.
Now I am not necessarily saying being gay is the issue. I couldn’t give a shit if you were gay. Just have fun disappointing your friends and families in the name of sexual deviancy. Knock yourself out. But to let yourself be at the tail end of being used and abused at the hands of mass media companies and mega corporations? Seems a bit ridiculous.
But then again, the homosexual is no stranger to being gang-banged. Whether it’s from a pack of bears in a seedy nightclub in the meat packing district, or Starbucks who greedily just wants his cash.
To all this I say reject the notions of Pride month. Where is the “pride” in being a faggot? If it really was so normal to be gay, why must we collectively celebrate it? We don’t collectively celebrate breathing? We don’t collectively celebrate being straight, but somehow it’s been already socially punished to even suggest doing that.
You cannot be the outlier of society, but have this mainstream of an influence. At some point, your degenerate behavior MUST have been socially accepted. Now you must move on from minority status and accept the fact that you can now be subject to criticism. Despite always having been subject to criticism. And rightfully so.
To any LGBTQ+LMNOPQRSTUV person reading this, refuse pride month. Recognize that corporations are only looking to make a dollar off your lifestyle and leave you high and dry when they get it. Try and reclaim any last shred of decency you have left. Through that, just live your life. Do what fags do best. Watch RuPaul, listen to Lady Gaga, get AIDS and die.
FUCK PRIDE.
