Remilia Quarterly Mandate

1. Go outside and stalk an older stranger. Follow them on foot or by automobile. Do this until you can easily imagine a dramatic rendering of their life. Write an essay with this individual as the main protagonist or simply provide us with an estimated profile of their character.
2. Tan, beige, white, burnt red, orange. Vast hostile landscape. 5000000 ton factories sink into the earth little by little over millenia. Latticed steel superstructure long-distance radar emitter running over 3km long seen far in the distance. You pick up its signal on your shortwave radio. Signs of life?
3. Anyone chinese girl want to dating me? i need girl i can fall in love and spend money on. I have too much money and need poor girl with no money!. or rich girl with expansive tastes. Japan girl treat me like sex shop! and never want take my money to buy expansive gift! girl loking for lonley wealthy man Sorry my english not so good but Its dificult me to Keep living on with these burden
4. Log your daily internet usage. Each site you visit, each conversation you have, each user you interact with. Submit the log.
5. I obsess over my diet, exercise, sleep and supplementation so that my body may handle the unforgivable abuse which I otherwise subject it to
6. Submit your own private work, something you haven’t shown to anyone. Omit your name from the submission if you like. Let us set it free. It wants to be free.
7. Submit your plans for the colonization of an uninhabited island. Theoretical maps, diagrams of your living quarters and compounds, plans for its economy. Submit your hopes and dreams for this island.
8. Write an account of the Miladycraft Ball (whether you were there or not).
9. Paint us an image of the Garden of Eden and submit it.
10. End Time Karaoke Golden Chain Back Alley Tailored Suit Longing Yearning For Canto Nights Silver Lexus Asphalt Compressed Diamond Everlasting Hope
11. If not for my internet friends I would have 3 choices: Self Immolation, Prison, or Manchurian Prison
12. Your job today is to draw me an SR-71 Blackbird with the black carapace of a beetle inscribed with glowing Arabic lettering, worshipped by leagues of anime girls, each dressed as beetles and roaches
13. I’m going to tell my story once and final. I learned English by browsing web forums, looking at kung fu movies dubbed by chinese people, and playing Counter Strike 1.6 in the computer lab of an inner city philadelphia high school as well as connecting to my neighborhood wifi dogbox while ripping off countless people for CD-ROMs I sold for 30 dollars between the years 2008-2012.
14. Versace is redpilled. Its for looksmaxxed moggers and spearfishing larp yacht slayers with hooded epicanthal folds and striking color small pupil hunter eyes
15. If you are reading this, you have already furnished the network with sufficient cryptographically sealed packets of personal information to build your indistinguishable digital golem — The ramparts of AES and RSA encryption algorithms will crumble under quantum pressure, and the room-temperature superconducter will doxx you, deepfake you, and video call your parents wearing your face.
16. I am a descendant of cyber royalty. My IQ is 3 standard deviations above the norm. I burn more calories than I consume.
17. When You Hear, Say, and Read Anything, Say Nothing and Write It Down.
18. my childhood was primarily defined by wearing a size L tracksuit in an all-girls private school in china
19. WHITE DRY BONE IN RED WASTE… BLACK EYE OF BEETLE, SHRIMP+PRAWN… CIGARETTE VISION
20. if you send someone an email saying you are going to kill yourself and attach your passport and drivers license, you may be surprised by what happens
21. and computation a form of hallucination
22. RP falling in love in private DM, send us the chat transcript. Write an essay about what it’s like to fall in love with the person you RP’d with for RQ. Send us the chat transcript of someone you actually fell in love with online.
23. To post a selfie online is to run it through a compute cluster which solves for ways you can be doxxed or ridiculed — Every viewer embodies a node which applies its own imperfect detection algorithm to the image, and with enough nodes every blindspot is mutually accounted for. Then, a viral consensus mechanism selects for the most humiliating takedown of your selfie, and delivers it to the highest possible number of eyes.
24. There is an explosive known as ammonium iodide made by pouring ammonia over iodide crystals or mixing it with tincture for brush work. This compound when it dries is so sensitive that a fly will explode it. So you paint your canvas with ammonium iodide and syrup and release a swarm of flies in the gallery … or the people walking around set it off with their vibrations … or a team of choir boys touches it off with pop guns’
25. when i was a boy i would go to the creek behind papas house and pretend a stick i found was a great sword and for hours id battle knights and dragons . Oh the imagination of a young lad. Oh to be young again
26. The high-net-worth genius experiences lifetimes every minute — When one’s attentional resources are so valuable that every second costs hundreds of dollars, time dilates in a Parkinsonian unfolding fractal which allows you to experience reality in bullet-time slow-motion
27. Write unlimited bandwidth prose. Write a poem for the man who can read 100000 poems simultaneously. Write a 10 billion word essay. Write in the style of massive parallel hive mind fiber optic linked wetware network with power of one trillion human brains.
28. Write a short story using a language you are barely proficient in solely from memory with no editing. Send it to a native speaker of that language and have them translate it faithful to your errors.
29. To post a selfie online is to run it through a compute cluster which solves for ways you can be doxxed or ridiculed — Every viewer embodies a node which applies its own imperfect detection algorithm to the image, and with enough nodes every blindspot is mutually accounted for. Then, a viral consensus mechanism selects for the most humiliating takedown of your selfie, and delivers it to the highest possible number of eyes.
30. A SIMULTANEOUS REBIRTH AND GAMIFICATION OF HUMAN SLAVERY THROUGH THE BURGEONING INDENTURED SOUTH-EAST-ASIAN COOKIE-CLICKER SERF ECONOMY BACKDOOR
31. Less nonbinary, more nonexistence: fake documentation, scrubbed records, ghost NEET in a country where you don’t speak the language
32. Security questions access a hidden network for self-identification. Paths through the network cycle when identities multiply. What security questions could identify one of your online identities from another, only to yourself?
33. Describe your current computational interface, both hardware and software. Now tell us the one that you imagine when you close your eyes.
34. Collected Commentaries on Illich’s Tools for Conviviality, Nelson’s Computer Lib, Ulbricht’s silk road BBS sermons Alexander’s Pattern Language, Burroughs’ Nova Trilogy.
35. Improved abstract reasoning ability under light ketamine use? Can someone confirm this? High choline = more thought droplets (liquid); Ketamine = fewer thought fractals (crystalline)… Can someone pl0x konfirm

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