Same Day, Different Traitor: My 600lb Life Edition

Ethan Ralph, notorious drug-addled obese retard, relapsed and blew up his entire career this past weekend. Unable to cope with the crippling weight of his gut, Ralph decided to go and attack the one man who has been good to him despite his award-winning low IQ and impressively high BMI:

It all seemed to start Saturday night when Ethan was served in a case while at the same time losing custody of his children. Realizing his life was over, Ralph decided to hit the bottle and likely a bunch of Xanax and then began to spiral out of control. Groypers of all stripes reached out and told Ethan Ralph that he shouldn’t show up given that he was in the middle of a drug-fueled crisis mixed in with a full mental breakdown.

Ethan Ralph, a known and registered sex offender, later in the evening threw a weird orgy with a couple of teeangers where he got them intoxicated and then tricked them into chanting his name, making complete fools of themselves. Ralph then proceeded to face dox these teenagers, and posted the video onto his Twitter.

I would like to pause here and point out that these kids look like absolute freak shows. If this is what the movement has to offer, then we might not make it folks. Frankly, and I said this on Twitter, these kids oughta be excommunicated from the movement for this act. Disgusting as it was, and they are, I am not sure what they thought was going to happen. But that’s beside the point.

The following day, Ethan Ralph went on a doxxing spree going and revealing the location of the Fuentes II rally as well as the names and phone numbers of some of the “top groypers”. A truly despicable act of betrayal, Ralph decided that his midlife crisis should be felt by everybody and that if he’s going down, we’re all going down with him.

In my opinion, this is a long time coming. Like a ticking time-bomb, Ethan Ralph’s sobriety was dwindling in the wind and it was only a matter of time before it all came crashing down. I never found Ethan Ralph very interesting, though I wasn’t around for the bloodsports days so maybe I’m missing something. To me, he just seems like a fat slob and isn’t a good look for the movement.

Thankfully, Nick Fuentes seized this opportunity to cut ties with this drug addict and banned his Cozy channel as well as any evidence of him ever being there.

All I can say is, I’ll be smoking that fat Ethan Ralph pack tonight. He got what he had coming to him, and I just hope that he reflects on his decisions and considers going to rehab. Ethan, if you ever wanna see your kids again, you have to clean up your life buddy. But again, I couldn’t give less of a shit. Rest in piss, tubby!