White House Ends Cocaine Investigation

White House Ends Cocaine Investigation

Finally, a conclusion. The mystery is solved! This is why I vote and pay taxes.


The US Secret Service has closed its investigation into the discovery of cocaine in the White House.

It said it had attempted to determine a suspect through fingerprints, DNA traces and video evidence, but had not been able to do so.

The cocaine was discovered earlier this month in a storage area of the West Wing where visitors taking tours must leave their mobile phones.

President Joe Biden and his family were at Camp David in Maryland at the time.

The small plastic bag used to contain the drugs was discovered in an area that can be accessed by members of the public, and where mobile phones and other personal devices are stored before entering the White House.

After it was first discovered, safety closures were put in place so it could be determined that the substance “was not a chemical or radiological material that threatened the security of the White House”, the Secret Service said in a statement.

We all know it was Hunter’s coke, and that’s ok. I don’t think any less of him. If all of Washington had to be on coke 24/7 to fix Weimerica I would be cool with that. In reality, they allowed a junkie to leave his trash in the command center. Another example of how pathetic this regime is. Soon enough it’ll be ours to turn out and show the world.


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