REGRET\u2122 Instruction Manual was to be a \u201czine\u201d through which author Billy Stunt Rock would publish various drawings and humorous anecdotes, and was intended to include everything from Betamax movie reviews to personality tests. The Betamax reviews did eventually mutate into The Betamax Rundown, but that took an entire decade to get off the ground. The zine concept laid dormant as Billy prioritized the late 90s into getting \u201cwasted\u201d and being an asshole to those willing to stick it out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After receding his life into his mother\u2019s basement in 2000, Billy began attending the sorta-education that is community college, all the while feeling sorry for himself and pretending as if no one understood him. Depression and suffering don\u2019t make a person unique or original, quite the opposite is now true. By working the \u201cartist in crisis\u201d angle, Billy opened up yet another predictable career path leading through still more painfully self-aware transitions. One can tell from the content of the package nothing of note had happened in his life. Aside from the typical \u201cI don\u2019t want to grow up\u201d emotions everyone experiences, there are excessively trite barbs directed toward past love interests, and \u2026 that is pretty much it. Years later it was apparent that since Billy was so self-absorbed at the time and fixated on his failed relationships with women (READ: teenage girls), the artist hardly noticed the other extremely misguided choices he was making in regard to his career, schooling, drinking habits, and dental care. So in the face of all that suburban struggle, Billy gummed together ham-fisted dialogue samples, tired music loops, and predictable drum samples and shit out the music for the first issue of REGRET\u2122 Instruction Manual. released May 30, 2001<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" REGRET\u2122 Instruction Manual was to be a \u201czine\u201d through which author Billy Stunt Rock would publish various drawings and humorous anecdotes, and was intended to include everything from Betamax movie reviews to personality tests. The Betamax reviews did eventually mutate into The Betamax Rundown, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6030,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[155,1141],"class_list":["post-6029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-music","tag-experimental","tag-stunt-rock","post_format-post-format-video"],"yoast_head":"\n
To even the novice listener it is apparent Billy took half-finished songs produced under his lively (and more successful) Stunt Rock moniker and simply slowed them down in a ill-attempt at expressing his emotions and, of course, attempting to make emotive computer music is in itself an impossible task. To further provide distraction, \u201cdigital effects\u201d were slapped on that laughably point to the time-stamped era of out of the box effects from 2000-2001. Couple this with varying source quality, and any ability to focus on a theme is lost. Also of note: more than half the songs incorporate the same drum samples. On a better release, that fault would instead showcase what an ingenious individual can do with few resources, but here it spotlights what someone who is too concerned with bitterness and retaliation does when their last priority is making an enjoyable listening experience. The final musical product resembles what would happen if a toddler decided to forego toilet training and instead dropped diaper and tried to piss straight into the toilet.
After dropping out of art school for the second time, and prior to enrolling at community college, Billy procured a computer and spent time starting various companies, yet never producing a product, all in an effort to make some type of tangible art. Well-intentioned but chronically misguided, Billy designed no less than six different covers and logos for REGRET\u2122, yet never took the steps to work on any type of content for the imaginary book. Eventually and hurriedly, several incomplete art projects and an old clip art book were scavenged for content. The resulting book looks exactly like what a 21-year-old failure of an art student would cobble together. REGRET\u2122 Instruction Manual Issue One is embarrassing, inconsistent, lacking actual content, and most apparent of all, not proofread. In short, the book endeavor is the equal of the musical accompaniment. The addition of two stickers helps little as these were produced on uncoated paper stock run through a laser printer, which results in almost immediate ink flaking. Let us also not forget an extremely embarrassed Billy attempted to release the album under a different name, later conceding it wasn\u2019t such a good idea, especially upon realizing there was already a band with that name. In the larger picture of his music career, he does acknowledge it helped him grow a bit and learn a little more about what not to do. And it sold fairly well, completing it\u2019s tenure around 300 copies. However, most copies were traded to individuals for drinks at the bar before promptly being forgotten or lost.
Sure, your early 20s sucked. You didn\u2019t get along with your dad and had problems landing a girlfriend. Day jobs sucked and your first car payment ($251 a month, big whoop) was a blow to your youth. You were not bound for artistic greatness, and no one understood where you were coming from. These are emotions most young men experienced. Does that mean you should have made a shoddily-crafted CD\/Book package in order to elicit some type of profit from these feelings? No it doesn\u2019t, but William Billy did.
Anecdotally, Billy says sometimes a 19-year-old kid from the midwest will email him upon discovering the album and sing its praises. They will then ask where they can \u201cget more stuff like it.\u201d Reluctantly he tries to sell them whatever new project he is hocking, telling them, \u201cIt doesn\u2019t really sound like that stuff at all, but it\u2019s still a way to support me.\u201d The youth is usually polite enough to buy the new project, but as Billy laments, both parties are usually disappointed in the transaction. Billy is disappointed with the realization that only teenagers are interested in his work, whereas the buyer is disappointed in Billy\u2019s lack of enthusiasm for his early work as it becomes realized the \u201cartistic statements\u201d were nothing more than adolescent hiccups and with this, the buyer has to face that they, too, are descending into the twilight of their own creative output.
And in the end that\u2019s all REGRET\u2122 Instruction Manual Issue One comes across as: Immature, momentary, easily dismissed. The project may have been better served in remaining in his mother\u2019s basement. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\ncredits<\/h3>\n\n\n\n