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tfw you'll never get invited to Epstein island to have an orgy with [woops] at the same time.

im talkin human centipede shit nigga.

IMAGINE GETTING SLOPPY TOP FROM A HUMAN CENTIPEDE 20 BITCHES LONG.

like hol up lemme walk over to the end of the line to nut in the butthole of this centipede.
 
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also i just realized george washington was a cucked fagot for not kinging himself. he ruined everything.

"Mr. President?" wat a fucking joke.

this is ur brain on masonry :coffee:
 
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KING ME NIGGA :lfg:

*places checker piece on top of head*

gorge washington coulda been prima nocta-ing every lightskin'd hoe and demolishing maidenheads but instead he walked back to his farm with his dick tucked firmly between his buttcheeks and then elected Abraham "nigger cock worpshipper" Lincoln to turn this country into planet of the apes.

fuck outta here fagot.
 
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muttonhead said:
tfw you'll never get invited to Epstein island to have an orgy with twenty 13 year olds at the same time.

im talkin human centipede shit nigga.

IMAGINE GETTING SLOPPY TOP FROM A HUMAN CENTIPEDE 20 BITCHES LONG.

like hol up lemme walk over to the end of the line to nut in the butthole of this centipede.
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Imagine a human centipede, but it went boy-girl-boy-girl. Would be pretty cool then. Not a horror movie anymore :thingken:
 
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at an eastern european deli that has a restaurant hidden in the back that's a huge room with the lights turned off until you ask someone if you can go inside and eat there. seems like some ukrainian zoomer is having his mom cook for me right now. feels weird sitting alone in this giant dimly lit room. they have a peaty carrot salad
 
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jewish guy walked in and asked if they have matzah balls. slav lady said she doesnt know what that is and then asked if it's a vegetable. he told her it's jewish and she cut him off and said "oh no, ah uh, we don't have jewish food"
 
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Tim should’ve dropped the beanie long ago. Now it’s become such a big part of his branding he’ll have to wear it forever
 
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