Big Mac vs. Quarter Punder

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

you've never had microwavable burgers?

no

 

[mochi]

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

i've never even seen a microwavable burger being sold anywhere except for the whitecastle sliders

 

[muttonhead]

someone break the tie or im gonna cut my penis off