How often do you shit? Shit thread.

[PoopEater3million]

multiple times a day like 4-5 but sometimes i bleed if anyone knows why that is pls help

 

[braus]

Had a shotgun blast fart in the toilet as the girl above me was peeing. She must have heard it.

 

[MagicHour]

blood-red

 

[MagicHour]

Had a shotgun blast fart in the toilet as the girl above me was peeing. She must have heard it.

tell her it was a shotgun instead of a fart next time you see her to clear up any embarrassment

 

[braus]

I’ve never talked to her and I don’t think she’ll want to talk to me after hearing that

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

girls like guys who can fart big

 

[braus]

im out of toilet paper. it’s over

 

[MagicHour]

I used to shower instead of wiping my ass to save time but my drain started to smell after a while

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

im trying to eat over here

 

[$lave]

you people are freaks