my day on a plate

[Slerk]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1876829304660640100

ok i'll try it
will report back with results

and?

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

and?

it's liek cheese inside of cheese water. i tried putting honey on it but it didn't strike me as a very natural combination, or at least not as natural as i expected. perhaps nixon was on to something

 

[Slerk]

Sounds gross

 

[braus]

why do none of you niggers know what cottage cheese is? i dont think any of you are actually white

it's liek cheese inside of cheese water.

i told you it was just cheese curds in heavy cream

nigger

 

[Slerk]

i just cook hamburgers and eat out all the time

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

bro is mad about cheese water

 

[braus]

because it's heavy cream, not water, stoooooooooooooooooooooooopid

 

[Slerk]

the cottage cheese doesn't have raw milk so all the nutrients get destroyed anyways I think ill be sticking with raw eggs. I will not eat the bugs

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

because it's heavy cream, not water, stoooooooooooooooooooooooopid

you must've been one of those weird kids whose mom made them eat "healthy snacks"
nigger just eat a fuckin pop tart

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

if i went to a friend's house and their mom made us eat fruit i'd be thinking wow this kid is a fuckin fagot.
gimme some fruit SNACKS bitch