Women ruin all of my nights with their slow driving. I blew a red because the woman turning was going so slow and I just slammed on my gas because I was angry. I was going to yell “NIGGER” at another woman in a minivan that was slowing me down but I thought God wouldn’t like if I did that so I didn’t.
or, if they read classics at all, they’ll only reads the brontes, george eliot, frankenstein (but not any of mary shelley’s other books), jane austen, the little prince, and oscar wilde.