Nofap

[vagabond]

erm day 10, i danced with a girl for the first time on sunday, she rejected my number, i was like okay bitch have fun dancing with the 2 ft tall mexicans, her name was meghan and i smelled her scent on me all night and still didnt jerk off,

 

[Slerk]

our movement was always incels. fakecel, kys.

 

[muttonhead]

day 0.

forgive me God. i am a worthless stupid fagot and i deserve eternal punishment srs. i committed a grave sin against you with full knowledge. please have mercy on your worthless retarded servant.

*grovels in the dust*

Lord forgive my weakness and cowardice i just… dont even know anymore like…

*boner starts to inflate due to friction of groveling face down on floor*

oh my Jesus don’t let me fall into temptation.

*groveling intensifies, becomes rhythmic*

FUCK. YOU. IM DONE JUST STOP IT IM FUCKING NOT GONNA DO IT

GET ME OUT OF HERE FUCKER DICKHEAD

 

[muttonhead]

 

[muttonhead]

day 1

 

[vagabond]

i came last night, i didnt even try, I didnt even want to jerk, i was just like oh im getting horny and its making me want to rape my fat retard boss, instead of raping I will jerk it. sad tbh im putting the world above whats right but idk I dont want to go to prison before i have sex. im now on nofap untill I want to rape or kill someone mode so..... idk day 0 and 8 hours or smthing

 

[muttonhead]

cool story bro fagot.

 

[muttonhead]

decided to memorize this one today:

My God,
I am sorry for my sins with all my heart.
In choosing to do wrong
and failing to do good,
I have sinned against you
whom I should love above all things.
I firmly intend, with your help,
to do penance,
to sin no more,
and to avoid whatever leads me to sin.
Our Savior Jesus Christ suffered and died for us.
In his name, my God, have mercy.

 

[Slerk]

then y r u still sinning bro
when i was a catholic i never sinned because its really easy
ur a piece of shit bro

 

[muttonhead]

ur right i am a piece of shit and worthy of infinite contempt. thank you, brother slerk