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I say nigger everyday too and I'm a blonde hair blue eyed white girl that's married to a very dark sexy nigger man. I'm very proud of being white and being blonde hair and blue eyed. We're the most beautiful and most intelligent girls in the world. Nigger girls are soooo jealous of us because we're the most beautiful girls in the world and men of all races love and worship us and nigger girls are so ugly smell bad and have bad hair and no man of any race loves or wants them. Nigger girls are sooo jealous of me and they especially get sooo mad and jealous when they see me with my very dark sexy nigger husband and my nigger kids. I laugh. Their angwe and jealousy is soo amusing. Nigger is just a word. People need to stop getting offended so easily and stop crying racism over everything.
 

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Basically, think of it like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in the style of Bob's Burger with the heart of The Simpsons and a splash of Seinfeld. And we need your help to fund episode one.
 

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My friend uses me for Sexual content and Im secretly the customer that keeps paying her to do it


My (M22) best friend (F22) is a girl who I'm insanely attracted to. She only sees me as a friend though since she is a lesbian and would never be in a relationship with a man. She confided in me that she started making sexual content online for extra money. Its not that big but enough to pay her rent each month ontop of her normal job. She has a full on secret insta, twitter, onlyfans etc. It came as a shock and I asked her so many questions about it and she briefly showed me her account while we talked about it. She then dropped the bombshell on me that she wanted me to help her with a video someone paid for, aparently they were tired of the solo content. I wont get into specifics cause im not sure the rules here but she wouldnt do full on sex since she doesnt like guys, it was more of a fetish thing. She made it very clear she just needed a dick for the vid and she trusted me but she was doing it for the money not cause she liked me and shed give me some of the profit if i helped her. We did it but I also memorized her username and waited a couple days and subscribed to her anonymously. Ever since then Ive been doing the same thing, paying her anonymously for videos that would include a guy just so that she keeps using me IRL.


I feel bad deceiving her, especially since shes giving me back some of my own money but I feel like this is the only way I’d have this opportunity
 

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I broached this issue with Mamaw, confessing that I was gay and I was worried that I would burn in hell. She said, "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"
 

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what's it like having any gf?


Like having a retarded younger brother whom you deeply regret agreeing to room with. Sometimes he gives you a blowjob but it's bad and doesn't give you that "O fuck that is so hot!!!" that you used to feel like sex, it's like masturbation but with a mouth instead. Then he cries all the time for no reason, and a demon appears and gives you a bunch of colored dice and a paper bag. You put the dice in the bag and stir it all up and dump the dice out onto the table and see what gf you got. The dice all say something bad so you get at least as many bad traits as there are dice (there are several dice). If you ever try to talk about the bad traits and fix them she (your brother) cries again.

I hear back in the day they used to cook, now they mostly cry if you don't airbnb them to a restaurant. But it's not out of love or anything. It's because their best friend told them that her boyfriend always takes her to restaurants and now she feels less special than her best friend, whom she hates intensely and is locked with in a lifelong struggle to one-up each other. Sometimes you walk in the room and she's doing something gross like she has hairy legs and gross clothes and you are surprised that you'd rather watch porn than get a blowjob from such a creature. Then she takes all your money eventually
 

SowiesoGroyp

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Destiny should cut down the ADHD medication. My brother got a paranoid psychosis from his Elvanse.
The end.
 
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