The Chat Thread

[$lave]

I could cut my arms open right now I’m so upset

sorry ya had a bad experience braus, hope your day gets better

 

[$lave]

ur story kinda reminds me of this but i had it way worse and actually got attacked

that sucks but at least this gave you a cool story

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

"some guy punched my window" isnt a cool story

 

[$lave]

it's kinda exciting

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

one time (in the evening) a car in front of me was driving at like 25 mph on a 40 mph road and causing a massive traffic jam because of it. i started out by doing a little tiny double honk and it didn't change their speed. so i switched to a full honk and still nothing. after a few minutes of them going absurdly slow and ruining everyone's lives, i figured even if it's an old person, they shouldn't be on the road if they have to drive half the speed limit, so i literally just tailgated them with my brights on and held down my honk until they pulled to the side of the road.

 

[muttonhead]

i've eaten mcdoanald for breakfast literally 30 days in a row probly. hmm.

for a late night dinner i just doordashed some penne vodka pasta (with chicken) and some $5 garlic bread and with delivery fees its a cool $36. now im listening to techno and waiting for this armenian fagot to gimmie it.

 

[muttonhead]

im really anxious over what to watch on youtube while eating it. probly a mrbeast video ive already seen HOLY SHIT IM GANNA KILL MYSLF

 

[muttonhead]

MrBeest buried underground for 7 days. no. frickin. way.

 

[muttonhead]

im so fucking excited rn for no reason. im jumping around and im out of breath. only thing that'd make this better is if i had a boner.

im reading the gospel of John whilst listening to hardstyle techno. and then Jesus said "I am the bread of life" and peter was like erm wat the skibidi?

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

i'm bored with this planet and i want to go to a new planet.