Snapchat Filter Paul Blart Goes to ISRAEL for Top Secret IDF SWAG Training ~ Mind's Eye Mag

PragerU influencer and goyim prodigy Aldo Buttezini (or something like that) is on a fast track to becoming the new Justin Beiber of conservative politics. The only problem is he only has 286 followers on YouTube, which is the main platform where he makes content for a living as his career. Many of his well produced PragerU videos are struggling to hit 100 views. When Dennis Prager realized this one of a kind genius wasn’t being appreciated by the wider public, he sent him to Tel Aviv to learn some valuable tips on improving his SWAG

*JIDF procedures include wearing a hat which only shows the* *part of your hairline you still have*

“Retired” IDF agent Marissa Streit (CEO of PragerU) pulled some strings in the jewish homeland and hooked him up with the top swag experts. They’ve even taken on the task of raising his “man cred” and are taking him on an exclusive Palestian Hunting Safari

*“The tour guide even let me eat the heart!”*

By the time he gets back to America, he should be pulling ALL the pussy with his superior zionist talking points!

All jokes aside, nothing is ever free. These all inclusive trips to Israel that ALL conservative influencers take actually do have a high cost. You have to sell your soul to the satanic jews.

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