The Seven Republicans That Will be in the Debates
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The race has begun. Seven men has met the 1% polling threshold to be in the debates.
Seven men.
One of them is against wars. One of them is a woman. Two of them are from India. Most are fat and retarded. At least one is gay and at least one other one is a nigger.
- Donald Trump
- Ron DeSantis
- Vivek Ramaswamy
- Mike Pence
- Nikki Haley
- Tim Scott
- Chris Christie
I’m so bored.
Donald Trump is going to win, but whether he does or doesn’t, no Republican is going to win, because the elections in America are a hoax.
Mail-in ballots, bro.
It’s what’s for dinner.