We Traded The Merchant Of Death For Some Black Junkie

She’s so gross looking. Looks like a caveman.

From CBS News:

Brittney Griner, the WNBA star who was held for months in Russian prisons on drug charges, was released Thursday in a one-for-one prisoner swap for international arms dealer Viktor Bout, bringing an end to an ordeal that sparked intensive high-level negotiations between the U.S. and the Kremlin to secure her freedom.

“She’s safe. She’s on a plane. She’s on her way home,” President Biden said at the White House, announcing the exchange. “After months of being unjustly detained in Russia, held under intolerable circumstances, Brittney will soon be back in the arms of her loved ones and she should have been there all along. This is a day we’ve worked toward for a long time. We never stopped pushing for her release.”

CBS News was first to report the swap, which took place in the United Arab Emirates, citing a U.S. official. The exchange agreement negotiated with Moscow in recent weeks was given final approval by Mr. Biden within just the last week, according to sources familiar with the deal.

This Viktor Bout guy sounds cool as fuck. Being an arms dealer is based. I would say it’s more legitimate than being a female professional basketball player. Definitely less morally ambiguous than doing porn, which is what this hyper masculine negress did. Technically not porn, just tasteful nude shots that should’ve never seen the light of day.

America keeps taking garbage and shit in because we feel bad for them. We gave away the Faustian spirit and opened our arms to aids. That’s all stories like these are. While you and I live with the filth and disease we can still admire digital representations of who we were and dream of who we still could be. Traveling the world selling weapons to foreign governments is something worth commending in our world.