The Chat Thread

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

this indian just sticked my pinky while it was kinda bent upward and now it's weirdly tight. i think he did it wrong

 

[muttonhead]

pinched nerve perhaps? pajeets not even once

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

*stitched

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

im curious wat the bill is gonna be. i basically never have any medical expenses, i have no primary care provider, i've never had a medical procedure before...

 

[$lave]

sue teh brownie for malpractice = infite money generator

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

it's actually not so bad and i was being a babby. my other finger didnt need stitches cuz the wound is paper cut tier there. but the pinky was spewing blood kinda anyway no one cares

fascinating. now im just sitting here...

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

i don't think i have any copay whatsoever. america W

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

this entire debacle only cost'd me a total of $24 for the lyfts here and back (im banned from uber) so how am i supposed to learn my lesson

 

[$lave]

…and the white man returns to his japanese knife and cheese… over and over again

 

[𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮]

i was slicing up that aged english cheddar because i had the idea to make a midnight cheese sammich out of it

the sammich has been sitting in an unplugged cheese sandwich maker for about 2 hours now and idk if it's still safe to eat