The Chat Thread

[SowiesoGroyp]

i was slicing up that aged english cheddar because i had the idea to make a midnight cheese sammich out of it

the sammich has been sitting in an unplugged cheese sandwich maker for about 2 hours now and idk if it's still safe to eat

 

[muttonhead]

soak the sammich in water overnight and then microwave it and its good to go

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

the hotass nurse slut said the cut was really clean and i started explaining how the japanese fold their steel over 1,000 times so it can cut through diamonds like butter

 

[muttonhead]

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1841300554427068675

lmao is this guy retarded? obviously walz misspoke kek

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

you literally get free universal healthcare in the united states, except it's actually fast/on-demand and good, as long as you have a good job.

the healthcare debate is now laughable to me. cuz it's entirely dum street sweepers coping and seething.

 

[braus]

you have a very long palm

it's actually not so bad and i was being a babby. my other finger didnt need stitches cuz the wound is paper cut tier there. but the pinky was spewing blood kinda anyway no one cares

fascinating. now im just sitting here...

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

erm its the angle

 

[PAS]

Having an increasing desire to stab my right hand with a knife