The Chat Thread

[braus]

He looks like one of those chinese robots with synthetic skin

 

[braus]

I am literally Nick.... he said "fuck off" to JD Vance right after i typed it

 

[braus]

"I became friends with school shooters"

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

i cut my hand open and am currently taking an uber to the hospital

yes it was a cheese-related accident

*sigh* typing with 1 hand while trying to apply pressure to the wound is torture

 

[Slerk]

wamp wamp

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

endorphins wore off and now im in pain yippee

im covered in blood splatters over my white button up

tl;dr a giant japanese cutting knife (folded over 1000 times) fell off my paper plate cuz it was so heavy and i instinctively tried to catch it out of the air DERP

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

deep japanese artisan slice

 

[i…amstevehead]

bro forgot how to sammich

 

[Slerk]

i <3 sowiesogropy

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

this indian just sticked my pinky while it was kinda bent upward and now it's weirdly tight. i think he did it wrong