traump will win a 51 state sweep (including greenland) if he takes a hard stance on paper straws. just a full scale federal ban. no politician is brave enough to just do it.
im sleepy…
*honk shoo honk shoo*
[camera slowly pans in on face]
*one eyes suddenly opens as i jolt awake*
DID I LEAVE THE OVEN ON?!!
*scrambles out of bed and runs to kitchen in full sprint but gets tangled in blanket and trips, landing face first mouth open onto my sleeping dog’s boner (he sleeps on his back)*
GUAURHCHDJDJFJFKSSHHHHH
*dog gets up and starts fucking me from behind while giving me a reach around*