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I once made a game with RPG Maker where you kill all your teachers and classmates you don't like, but when I played it recently, it had a crazy story about killing teachers who were trying to make money by collecting morphine that was used during the war. Also, Morita-sensei has the ability to stop time, and his classmate Masuda-kun gets killed instantly.
Santa didn't come
A shady, contrarian, twisted, mentally unstable otaku
↑ Me
Watch me ejaculate...
I've never tried hard in my life and now I'm paying the price
I work from Monday to Friday feeling like I'm going to die, and all I do on my precious days off is masturbate.
Sorry for ejaculating
I usually tweet things like I masturbate and I want to die, but now I'm embarrassed to show my face in front of people at Comitia.
I've had people say to me a few times in the past that they thought I was a woman because of my drawing style, but in reality I'm a disgusting male, so I felt really sorry.
Damn, I'm so tired I really want to sit on the train. Should I punch the person in front of me and get them out of the way?
I killed him so I could sit down.
I want to join Chinpo Co., Ltd. and live as a sex slave dildo for the rest of my life.
Live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live
painful
I like holding hands with people while sleeping (it makes me feel safe), but I don't have a partner so I sleep alone with my hands in a praying hands position.
At this point, I think they should freeze the word "Blue Sky" and thoroughly control speech. Let's work together to build the ultimate dictatorship, Elon Land!
When there's someone I don't like, I go from "I hate you" to "Die, kill yourself, I'll kill you and your family" in an instant, and I think it's time to stop doing this.
I'll quit smoking when I get married and have kids (translation: I won't)
This account is known to my classmates from elementary, middle, high school, and college, as well as people at work, but I don't really care because I'll be a stranger to them once I graduate or retire. But it seems that people are surprisingly obsessed with looking down on and making fun of insignificant people like me, which is scary.
edit: inaccurate translation but not gonna start doing actual translations cuz idcToday I wasted my sperm on the floor
technically accurate translation but doesn't include how he used the ~chau auxiliary verb which conveys doing something unintentionally or in a way that's regrettableI killed my boss today