my day on a plate

[alphamale]

Spoon of peanut butter

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

Spoon of peanut butter

washed down with a few tonguefuls of water from your water bowl, right?

 

[muttonhead]

heh.

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

at this point my sandwiches just taste like what i get at subway, minus the salami. i forgot to mention that i've been putting red wine vinegar in them

 

[muttonhead]

i used to go to subway and get the buffalo chicken with melted pepper jack cheese and chipotle sauce and jalapeños. after eating one of those i could literally lift a car and fling it 40 yards like hulk mode nigger

 

[PoopEater3million]

Hamburger meat kefir eggs 10 cups of coffee zyns chocolate goat cheese omelettes shit at least 20 times heil Hitler

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

zyn is a gay normie meme. no upboat for you, sir.

 

[PoopEater3million]

I don’t care I like them

 

[Moonlight-Moonlight]

k.

 

[muttonhead]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1826676191228764647

bro is unironically trigger'd