When I was riding a train from akiba in Tokyo there was a really cute girl who was picking her nose on the train, but I didn't know how to ask her to be my girlfriend.
You are so lucky your pussy ass is hiding behind an anonymous account because I would absolutely go to jail for something I actually did for once if it meant I could beat the fuck out of you! Get off my page NOW!
Listen white bright, your ancestors were probably diddling in with the bed wenches. You're a little too hard on the blackie. What's wrong, did your white woman leave you for a black man?
because i'm really stressed and procrastinating like crazy i started fapping to cope and then i coomed at the strike of new year's and then my parents called me 5 seconds afterwards while i still had a coom-filled tissue in my hand. i don't think i could've started the year in a worse way.