The Chat Thread

[mochi]

i haven’t gained any rep recently i’m getting withdrawal symptoms

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

this guy has followed me around the forum negging my last 30 or so messages lol.

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black baclava actually re-tweeted one of my posts. literal rent free space in their heads over some low effort shit posts

just make an alt by inviting yourself and use it to upvote all of your oldest posts so no one notices

 

[muttonhead]

just orbered mcdolan breakfast. again

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

i would drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass just to get a big mac before 10:30am

 

[muttonhead]

im sure that could be arranged

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

we should protest at mcdoland HQ demanding 24/7 burger

 

[muttonhead]

big macs are gross why would u want 2 thin gray rubber meats and way too much bread.

they should take the lettuce and pickles and sauce and stuff from a big mac and just put it on the quarter punder.

matta fact: they should flame broil the patty like they do at borger kong. now thats wat i call thinking outside the bun.

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

big macs are gross why would u want 2 thin gray rubber meats and way too much bread.

they should take the lettuce and pickles and sauce and stuff from a big mac and just put it on the quarter punder.

matta fact: they should flame broil the patty like they do at borger kong. now thats wat i call thinking outside the bun.

big macs are the salad of burgers. light and refreshing. the meat is more balanced with the other food groups. they are scientifically confirmed to be healthy if you eat them every day for life, though they are best enjoyed alongside the quarter punder.

 

[mochi]

instead of 1 big mac or 1 quarter pounder, consider buying 3 bacon double cheeseburgers instead

 

[muttonhead]

did someone say…. bacon???!!!

*eyes shoot out of head and mouth starts gushing fountain of saliva*

BACON BACON BACON BACON

*soyfaced soy dancing* 🕺🏻

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE