The Chat Thread

[SowiesoGroyp]

 

[$lave]

The bacon narwhals at midnight….

 

[mochi]

a double cheeseburger by itself isn't the same. the bacon is not about the taste, the bacon is about the texture. it's another layer that makes you feel like you're getting a fuller, better, more Pristine meal. it adds another element to the meat that takes a little of the focus away from the meat so you don't notice as easily how dry the burger is. the bacon is a crucial ingredient to a correct mcdonald's order.

you get a double cheeseburger with no lettuce or onion. it tastes fine. it feels a little small and it's a little dry. you get a bacon double cheeseburger with no lettuce or onion? you have vastly expanded the palette of the dish with such a simple addition, and the difference when trying a normal cheeseburger again is immediately obvious. you cannot go back. this is the way forward.

 

[muttonhead]

not reading that doctorate thesis

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

a double cheeseburger by itself isn't the same. the bacon is not about the taste, the bacon is about the texture. it's another layer that makes you feel like you're getting a fuller, better, more Pristine meal. it adds another element to the meat that takes a little of the focus away from the meat so you don't notice as easily how dry the burger is. the bacon is a crucial ingredient to a correct mcdonald's order.

you get a double cheeseburger with no lettuce or onion. it tastes fine. it feels a little small and it's a little dry. you get a bacon double cheeseburger with no lettuce or onion? you have vastly expanded the palette of the dish with such a simple addition, and the difference when trying a normal cheeseburger again is immediately obvious. you cannot go back. this is the way forward.

bacon is drier than ground beef patties and makes the burger dryer overall
good quality bacon is uncommon at restaurants let alone fast food restaurants
with regard to texture, harder stuff should be on the outside of foods, not on the inside

 

[mochi]

not reading that doctorate thesis

Oh yeah?
Check this out buddy:

 

[muttonhead]

 

[muttonhead]

the superior borger is the deluxe quarter punder

 

[SowiesoGroyp]

avocados go well on burgers because they are soft and soft things feel good to bite into when they're inside of things
hard things being inside softer things is deep anti-lindy because it evokes ancestral memories of biting into bone and cartilage which needs to be spat out

 

[mochi]

counterpoint: avocados are gay