bro the amount of mental torture i had to go through to resist jerking my dick off today was totally uncalled for.
the satanic eye of sauron is staring me down at all hours. endless demonic temptation. bruh… u think im joking rn like im trying to be funny. im dead fucking serious.
*looks directly into the camera*
i have seen the most depraved sexual phantasms… bruh. i cant even describe them here because someone would dox me and have me arrested for even speaking of the things i’ve seen (in my imagination) srs.