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crazy how it feels so much better to cup ur balls when jerking off. like not even cupping them but u gotta rest them on something at least.
i specifically remember an orgasm from 2019 cause it was so powerful that it created wat St. Aquinas would call a “trauma passion.” i was sitting on the toilet resting my balls on the toilet seat and a log of shit was coming out of my ass and i was staring at some 15 year old hapa whore on instagram and was tugging my boner so violently that my balls were clanging against the seat and i was kinda thrusting with it but my feet were constrained by my boxers which were around my ankles. when i orgasm’d i shot big clumpy spurts straight up in the air and some of it hit my face but most of it fell into my boxers. i didnt even clean myself off and i wore my soggy boxers for the rest of the day as penance (this was right around when i discovered Christ)
i specifically remember an orgasm from 2019 cause it was so powerful that it created wat St. Aquinas would call a “trauma passion.” i was sitting on the toilet resting my balls on the toilet seat and a log of shit was coming out of my ass and i was staring at some 15 year old hapa whore on instagram and was tugging my boner so violently that my balls were clanging against the seat and i was kinda thrusting with it but my feet were constrained by my boxers which were around my ankles. when i orgasm’d i shot big clumpy spurts straight up in the air and some of it hit my face but most of it fell into my boxers. i didnt even clean myself off and i wore my soggy boxers for the rest of the day as penance (this was right around when i discovered Christ)
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there was a guy who showed me dune and kerbal space program who didnt have a job and had waist long hair who killed himself in the backyard when he started reapplying for jobs. i imagine he wouldve acted similar if he didnt have the balls to shoot himself. respect tbh
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cool story bro.
i wanna roleplay as a cow in a factory farm and have my boner machine milked into a pail and then have my head cut off or watever they do there idk i never read animal farm lmao
shuddup.
a saint once said “when the blood is heated, the spirit is cooled” and i think about that whenever i get a boner. srs
its past my bedtime fuck u
i wanna roleplay as a cow in a factory farm and have my boner machine milked into a pail and then have my head cut off or watever they do there idk i never read animal farm lmao
shuddup.
a saint once said “when the blood is heated, the spirit is cooled” and i think about that whenever i get a boner. srs
its past my bedtime fuck u
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reign energy drinks are peak. 300mg of caffeine straight to my dickhole.
my boners get so hard that they hurt. i could chop wood with this nigger fr.
my boners get so hard that they hurt. i could chop wood with this nigger fr.
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you ever just look at a bug and think: bruh, that thing is having an experience rn. no cell phone or anything just living in the moment climbing a blade of grass. and then you get really sad all of a sudden for no apparent reason. it feels like ur about to have a profound insight when suddenly it's interrupted by a sexual fantasy flashing across ur mind. after indulging in that for some time, you come back to the present moment and look at the blade of grass only to see the bug has flown away.