me vibing with my gf after neutering 47 babies and drinking 3 liters of diet dr. pepper and binge watching beast games while huffing galaxy gas and jelquing:
when i was 13 i drowned my dog in the pool and when my parents got home from work and saw it floating in the pool i acted just as horrified as them. this is the first time i have admitted to murdering Taffy. he was a fagot and it needed to be done.