bro needs to fix his posture and start mewing. he's got major nerd neck, and chin is receding w/ set back jaw. no doubt this is caused by frequent mouth breathing (due to deviated septum blocking nasal airway) and poor spinal alignment from hunching over screens all day.
i prescribe mouth tape for sleeping, mewing during the day, chewing hard foods or mastic gum, and doing neck exercises to correct posture.
i doubt nick will get jail time for misdemeanor battery as a first-time offender with aggravating circumstances (unless he gets a completely psycho female nigger judge) but honestly if he got 1~3 months of jail time that would just be cool and give us an easy way to shut down fed accusations
i know he wouldnt want that but i'd honestly take the trade off if i were in his position